You Are a Seeker Soul

You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

You Are a Snarky Blogger!

You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of. And that's why they read your posts as often as they can!

You Were Very Naughty This Year!

Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart. You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus Except for a well deserved spanking (Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)

The Heartless Manifesto

Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?

Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?

Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, cause so many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?

Are
you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get
what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?

Are
you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in
order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal
growth in order to avoid being on their own?

Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?

Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?

Have
you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine
about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of
ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?

Are
you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with
the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about
how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking
assholes"???

Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!

Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?

Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?

Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????

Do
you ever get tired of those whiners and their online "journals"? Or the
guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering
you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious,
festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over
the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?

Do
you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb",
because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's
advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

By Caeriel Provided to you by a dirty blogwhore.

SAGITTARIUS
NOV. 22-DEC. 21

It's not exactly A Christmas Carol, but you ought to identify with
Ebenezer this week anyway, as unlikely spirits provide you with an unsettling picture of an alternate
reality; how things would be if you managed to truly become who you think you want to turn into. The
weird thing is: You may not like what you see. Take these (possibly disturbing) visions to heart
and consider how your personal aspirations could affect the people around you and create unanticipated
ripples in your life. You needn't turn aside completely from the evolutionary journey you embarked
on a while back. But shifting a few degrees in either direction might mean the difference between
finding paradise and getting completely lost.

CAPRICORN
DEC. 22-JAN. 19

Love is the answer, you'll probably decide this week. That's because
the planets have brewed up an intense dose of high-grade ecstasy for you. Call and visit everyone
you know, just to tell them how much you adore them. Sure, you'll get funny looks—someone
might even be concerned enough to slip you the number to the suicide hotline—but so what?
Most people will be pleasantly surprised (beneath their initial discomfort) to receive this kind
of effusiveness from you. Don't miss this chance to spill your guts and wax poetic, because who knows
when your next one might be?

AQUARIUS
JAN. 20-FEB. 18

Politics should not be emotional. Running the government ought to be strictly
a pencil-pushing, get-things-done affair, not this epic battle over ideas. It's because people
can't separate their emotions from their politics that Bush got reelected—without unreasoning
fear and blind faith, he wouldn't have stood a chance. This week, don't let your practical head stuff
get too intermixed with all the sloppy, illogical heart stuff. There are times when it's good to
let one influence the other, to revel in the gorgeous mess that usually results. But this ain't one
of them. Keep your brain's business and your soul's passions as separate as church and state are
supposed to be in the White House.

PISCES
FEB. 19-MARCH 20

Unrealistic romance is the name of the game this weekend. This ain't a bad
thing, at all. By all means, indulge yourself with soft lighting and long, soul-melting staring
matches. Don't read too much into it, though; enjoy the moments thoroughly, but resist the urge
to make promises that may wither under the harsh fluorescents of the coming week. If, by next Thursday,
you're still feeling the way you did while pouring red wine down each other's throats on the candlelit
bearskin hearth rug, then swear eternal fealty, endless adoration or whatever feels right—but
not before.

ARIES
MARCH 21-APRIL 19

You may wrack your brain this week, trying to recall if you've recently eaten
oysters, or somehow consumed powdered rhinoceros horn. You'll probably want to come up with some
explanation for this off-the-hook horniness. Stop looking suspiciously around the office trying
to figure out who slipped Viagra into your morning coffee. It's actually just you (and the naughty
planetary influences you're subject to). Indulge your lascivious urges. Why not? If you don't
currently have a regular lover or fuckbud, there's nothing wrong with a long weekend of self-pleasure,
or a well-handled, no- illusions one-night stand.

TAURUS
APRIL 20-MAY 20

The unrequited-love thing is so tired and boring. Please resist
falling into that trap (again). It's going to be yawning open for you this week, thanks to some crap
that's going on in the stars. Generally mistrust any attractions that spring up (or dramatically
intensify) this week. They're probably fucked: Either your blossoming crush is focused on someone
you secretly know you can't have, or it has nothing to do with the actual person—it's all about
what you're projecting onto her, or him. Neither should you abandon these feelings. They could be real. They might even have long-term potential. My point is that there's no way to know, just now.
Wait it out. You'll know in two weeks' time whether this is something to jump at, or run away from.

GEMINI
MAY 21-JUNE 20

Announcing that you've changed your mind about something won't raise many
eyebrows; you're notoriously flexible about your ideas and opinions. However, trying to force
your brand-new viewpoint on others will shock (and, most likely, offend) those you subject your
zealotry to—not only because it's completely out of character, but also because it's in
bad taste. Oh, you know that this time you're right, probably more right than you've ever
been, but still—let it settle for a while before you go spreading the good word. Now you just
seem brainwashed and culty. In a couple of weeks or months you'll seem either batshit crazy—or
100 percent right.

CANCER
JUNE 21-JULY 22

Cancers, as a tribe, have a special mix of down-to-earth practicality and
whacked out emotions, which can lead to some fascinating and brilliant innovations, along with
many, many messes (which have their own appeal). The trouble is, you rarely deliberately apply
this combination to anything outside yourself (like, say, designing a new piece of playground
equipment, or coming up with an effective way to protest the government), so people almost
never get a glimpse of this cool brand of creativity. This week, escape your own fascinating but
limited inner world and bring your faculties to bear on situations that will actually, tangibly
affect other people (preferably in a positive way).

LEO
JULY 23-AUG. 22

You're lucky this week. I don't know why; you've just got this glow about you,
like good things are going to happen. Happy accidents. Be flexible and open to them. Try new things.
You'll probably never get the results you expect, but the surprises will be even better. I can almost
guarantee it. Be alert to these startling outcomes, because they could be openings to new paths
you'd never before considered—didn't even know existed, in fact—which are actually
exactly your flavor. Don't miss these turn-offs from the highway you're on. They're the kinds of
detours that make the whole trip worthwhile.

VIRGO
AUG. 23-SEPT. 22

If you were a door-to-door salesperson this week, you'd make a fucking fortune.
You can talk anyone into anything right now. Be careful not to abuse this power (too much), though,
because once it fades, the people you talked out of their underwear, jobs or safe, comfortable lives
might hate you for it and seek revenge. Go ahead and convince the bartender to give you free drinks,
or your boss to give everyone an extra-long lunch hour. But when it comes to changing someone's mind
about anything that's important, be sure that the consequences will be more good than bad—because
you'll have to live with them either way.

LIBRA
SEPT. 23-OCT. 22

You've got so many strings in your hands, I can't tell if you're some kind of
puppet master, professional knitter, or sailor. I don't know if you can make people dance, get them
naked (by unraveling their sweaters), hoist sails to exotic locales, or all three. All I know is:
You've got power. Will you exercise it? Should you? I don't know. What I do know is that being connected
to so many people and situations may make you powerful, but it also makes you responsible.
Hadn't thought about it that way yet? Well, consider it before you go pulling strings and making
things happen. I think you're ready for that responsibility, but—do you?

SCORPIOOCT. 23-NOV. 21

Everything is sex. We know this—your problem is that it'll
be hard to view it in any other light this week, given the fact that Mars and Venus are having a nonstop
fuckfest in your sign. Sexuality is the lens through which you're blessed or doomed to see the world
right now. It's not so bad—it's bound to get you laid a bunch, after all—but for those
who aren't quite so one-track as you, it could get a bit old, so you might want to keep your filthy thoughts
to yourself. In other words, you can't help what you see, or how you see it, but you can keep
from saying it all out loud, or worse, acting it out. Restraint (no, not restraints, you horndog)
can be sexy. Try it.

by the way--- this blogwhore's scope is capricorn with a scorpio rising strong, often more scorp than cap, in many ways. yea i am a perv. but--isn't that obvious to anyone blessed enough to know adorable talented *humble? me??? ;) pour one on me, today. *if you are a minor, toke a bowl, or dance a jig. if between eighteen and twentyone and in america, you my sorrow'd soul are forced to suffer, ha ha *(tho we both know u have your ways of 'coping', right? ;) ) [will add some more bitchen erotic poems, later today. need to go walk dogs, and typing is pissing me off right now, slammed my index earlier. xxx me]

First off, I apologize for my absence lately. But as a result I've decided to attempt to actually blog a little more traditionally *just a bit though I am afterall, anything but traditional. I've been incredibly sour minded as of late. maybe bc i'm still tormenting and arguing with myself. (Holding back bliss still) i need a break from my emotions,
To elaborate on my self-torment; have you ever not only felt incredibly connected to, but wanted this same person so intense you can feel the caress of their touch, the weight of their gaze along with the agonizing fire of their mouth frequently as you lay towards slumber? Then awaken in tears? Not because you can't have them, but because you feel so severly it frightens you *esp. when there hasn't even been a touch between you? There is most definatly something fiercly sacred and primal about what we share, because he feels it too. another thing, never ever felt this passionate for a guy- he makes me want to be a total slut, lol.
ever constant looming over me, is a heavy cloud of foreboadance. "am i ready for this? damn. i didn't want to be in a relationship again so soon {multi-year relationships fucking kill} i just now feel like i am me for me again, something i have not had in too long, its too easy to loose oneself in someone else and i need this right now." but everytime i try to strip my feelings they come back with wanton abandon and intense lust to disquise my deep ache, so painfull it must be holy. Not to mention the last thing i want is to waste this sacred virociousness on a rebound. Maybe a rebound fling, a short/miniscual affair to set me 'straight' as it were, *lol. the trouble there is, i feel so bound to him that it instinctivly feels soo wrong when i did try, amazingly enough to, the one time since i turned eighteen that kissing didn't go further, way further,lol * i dunno. all i know is this has gone on to long and my indesicion is hurting us both, possibly he more. (the last thing i want)

ps. i hate california, i hate seattle, tho i miss washington. i need to smash something upside my head, now and then to keep me from saying 'fuck it all' and going to the virgin islands. oh what is 'abusive javascript'? lmfao

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Your life in the Vampire Chronicles by jadeddyskrasia
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Your maker will be:	Lestat
You will die at the age of:	510
You will be killed by:	Marius, who killed you for "touching" Armand
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